The Infamous Divorce Posts of One, Emily Suess
Once upon a time I was married to a very nasty person. We went through a pretty bitter divorce and separation, and I blogged about it. In order to get him to leave me alone, I made a bargain with him. He would leave and never have anything to do with me again, and I would remove all those posts from the internet. (He has a problem with truth–both telling it and accepting it.)
He went away for a little while. But his snooping curiosity got the better of him, and he started stalking my blog even after I moved to a new home on the web. In a post earlier this year I outed him for the psycho he was and announced that all my blog posts from my days as the author of Two Write Hands would return. Liar, Liar Pants on Fire™ tried to be sneakier about reading my blog, checking it with zeal from various universities and coffee shops in the city.
I realize posting all of these divorce entries in an index could make me look petty. I just couldn’t figure out how to give a shit. You see, I always follow through with my threats and promises. Besides, people love reading this drama! I might as well get a little something for my trouble. Fame will do.
If you’re so inclined, the divorce posts have been gathered for you in chronological order. Happy reading, folks!