Sex Ed…itor
March 19, 2010 
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“I’m writing a blog post,” Dan said.
“Hmph,” I grumbled. “I’ve been staring at a blinking cursor for the past hour, so I might hate you now.”
“Well… I know! Why don’t you write some porn?”
And that reminded me of a little e-mail forward that was floating around the office this week. It claims to be an excerpt from a 1960′s sex education textbook for women:
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
I have decided to edit a new edition of this text pro bono. (No, Dan. That only sounds like porn). The same passage updated for 2010:
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining, registering any reluctance by remaining silent. But remember ladies: there is a way to tell a man to go frack himself without uttering a single word.
