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Help a Kid Get His Monkey Back!

I know this isn’t the sort of thing I usually post here, but I really want to help this man, and I thought I’d enlist the help of the internet.

This morning, I received the following email:

Okay, this is a bit of a strange request considering the content of your 6/19/11 Blog, but here we go:

I have scoured the internet trying to find a replacement for my 5-year old son’s stuffed monkey that was lost yesterday.  He has had it his entire life, and I’m desperately looking for a replacement.  The only “match” is the image that you used for your blog.  Any ideas where this came from??

http://blog.emilysuess.com/reflection-sunday-because-childfree-actually-isnt-a-four-letter-word/

Thank you!

Here’s the image I used, which originally came from Morguefile.com’s stock image directory.

I wrote the man back right away:

I found that image on Morguefile.com — it’s just a stock image. But I feel horrible about your kid losing his stuffed animal and want to help. (I just lost my purse this weekend at a restaurant, and some kind soul turned it in completely intact. I feel like I need to pay it forward!)

So I’m going to ask my readers to share the image and see if we can’t help you find another one.

Emily

So, people? Want to help a 5-year-old kid get his stuffed monkey back? Share this post everywhere. And if you’ve got a lead, leave a comment or contact me.

UPDATE: 8:45 Jessica E. on Facebook sent me a link to purchase the stuffed animal on eBay. I love the internet.

Congrats 2012 Writing Contest Winners!

writing contest winnersAll the votes have been counted, and I’m very happy to announce the 2012 Writers’ Week Writing Contest winners. Thanks again to the folks at Scrivener, to the judges, and to everyone who entered. In case you missed it, the field of entries was narrowed down to these 10 finalists:

A. A Good Story 
B. Afterlife 
C. Frying Pans and Fires 
D. Mask of Innocence 
E. Sally 
F. The Farmhouse 
G. The Gnome Conundrum 
H. The Lemonade Dialogues 
I. The Unobliging Princess 
J. The Voicebox


The Prizes

  • First Place: $100 Amazon.com gift card and a copy of Scrivener software for writers.
  • Second Place: $50 Amazon.com gift card and a copy of Scrivener software for writers.
  • Third Place: $25 Amazon.com gift card and 50% of Scrivener software for writers.

The Winners

First Place: The Gnome Conundrum

Second Place: Sally

Third Place: Frying Pans and Fires

5 Places to Look for Freelance Writing Opportunities

By Katie Sluiter

So you’ve decided you want your writing to earn you some money. But where do you start?  How do you find something that will pay? A good rule of thumb is to start with what you already read and branch out from there.

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Local Publications

Poke around your local paper’s website for the name of the submission editor.  Years ago I submitted a piece on celebrity baby names to my local paper and was unexpectedly hired as a freelancer for their print paper.  But local publications aren’t limited to newspapers.  There are probably many local publications—newletters, magazines, blogs, etc.—that you don’t know about yet because you haven’t looked.  You may have the edge over another writer, because you are familiar with the local beat.

Online Magazines

These are generally bigger and get many submissions, but they are worth a shot. Babble, Curvy Girl Guide, AllParenting.com, etc. are some that usually offer open submissions.  Places like BlogHer takes submissions for syndication (which pays) and will often highlight work (which sends your site pageviews) Somewhere on the site you want to work with will be a “careers” or “submissions” link/button.  There you will find guidelines and pay information.  Watch social media as well, Babble, for instance, will tweet when they are looking for new writers for a specific section or column on their site.

Print Magazines

Some Large scale print magazines will run essay contests and hold open submissions for articles.  Watch for reputable, well-advertised contests, not the hidden ones in the backs of the magazines.   Real Simple holds an annual essay contest that is legitimate, for instance, and gets the writer published in the magazine and a cash prize.  Trade and scholarly journals will also have a section in the front of the magazine for calls for articles.  The English Journal, for instance, has a space devoted to what themes and subjects it is looking for to publish in future editions.

The Google

It probably sounds obvious, but searching Google for writing opportunities will bring up various communities/groups you can join.  Some come with a membership fee, some are private and you need to apply, but some are open to anyone.  For example, Linkedin has a group you can apply to be in that posts paid writing opportunities and lists companies looking for freelance writers.

Company Websites

Corporations like Best Buy have programs where they hire bloggers to do their product reviews FOR them.  You join their network and receive the latest products and gadgets to use and review.  The catch is that you need to have your own blog to work with some companies as they do not have a review site.

It is undoubtedly overwhelming for the beginning freelancer to know where to look, but remember: The opportunities are out there.  You just have to go find them.

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Katie Sluiter
is a freelance writer and teacher who should probably be grading papers or changing diapers but is more likely blogging, tweeting, or just overusing social media in general. She chronicles all this on her blog, Sluiter Nation.

 

Image credit: ba1969

iUniverse Complaints: Interview with Joan Moran

iuniverse complaints

Joan Moran is a speaker and author of Sixty, Sex & Tango. After self-publishing with iUniverse, Moran ran into problems with the company. She’s agreed to share her story with the readers of Suess’s Pieces. You can learn more about Moran on her blog.

For more information on this series, please read “iUniverse Rants: Coming Clean.” Have a similar story to share? Contact Emily.

ES: Can you tell us about how you ended up working with iUniverse?

Moran: I looked at several publishing companies. Lulu was recommended to me and I randomly found iUniverse. I had already experienced xLibris and Harvest Moon, and neither one of them impressed me. I decided on iUniverse because of the sales person whom I encountered when I called. I called back several times over a two month period, and he asked me if I wanted to talk to someone in the company. I did and spoke to a very professional woman who had come to work at iUniverse from a publishing company. (There are many people like her working at these companies because they were laid off by the largest publishing companies in the recession.) I chose iUniverse because [the employees] are well-spoken and had a package that I thought was affordable. As Mr. Fisher did, I selected the Premiere package.

I moved through the initial editorial sessions easily, received their feedback in a timely fashion and thought all was smooth. The cover copy came, and I was pleased with it. This took about 4 or 5 weeks to accomplish. But as I was working my way through the process, I noticed that the woman I had so loved working with in editorial was no longer there, as were several other people with whom I had contact. I was passed from person to person regularly, and it became impossible to actually contact someone at the company for support.

By the time the book was completed and the sales team made their assault, I was worried. I had a similar experience as Mr. Fisher did with the email blast—submitting my own copy and working with a group of people who, in the end, had no accountability for anything. No check list in place. I called and asked for a list of those cities and places that my blurb was supposed to have appeared, and there was no record of it actually hitting those people and places. I never availed myself of their marketing services again.

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Joan Moran, author of Sixty, Sex & Tango

ES: What problems did you have with iUniverse, and how did they attempt to resolve your complaints? Were you happy with the result?

Moran: The first time I contacted iUniverse with a complaint (before I pulled the book from iUniverse), it concerned the email blast to 6 cities, including my own. It was a fiasco trying to get anyone to be accountable for that marketing ploy.

iUniverse sales people call all the time to sell authors marketing programs, which are simply cons to get money.

The second time I called, it was about the way their bookkeeping is set up. The accounting is very poor and inaccurate. The $11 [royalties] I received quarterly clued me into the fact that they were ripping me off. Mr. Fisher had the same awakening. The actual number of books sold is hard to come by. Their so-called spread sheet is non-existent.

ES: How was your book publicized? Did you do it all yourself? Pay for them to help you market the finished product?

Moran: The book was never publicized. I only asked them to send the email blast to those six cities. I stopped giving them money after that for anything.

ES: Is there anything else you want to add? Do you have advice for writers looking into iUniverse?

Moran: I’m an the author that Penny wrote about [see the comments on this post for clarification] who was caught in the web of iUniverse. Penny got it right. What was so egregious was that when I wanted to leave iUniverse and get my files, it took me weeks of calling and emailing to get any action. And I talked to so many people, it was ridiculous. It was a maze of passing the buck with alternate players at any given time.

Then when I got the PDF file, it was useless. They don’t tell you that you cannot correct a PDF file. I already had paid them to make the file, and then they charged me again to get it back. A wasted $150. I just used my Word file that I originally submitted to iUniverse and paid to have it reformatted in a new version of my book.

I tried to get my $150 back. I called so many people that I was just plain worn out. My experience was that after publication, iUniverse is simply a boiler room to sell ineffective programs. Customers think they are professional, and they are absolutely not. iUniverse employees read from a script.

iUniverse and similar companies are middle men who take a hefty percentage of royalties before the book is sold, and then more royalties are taken out by Amazon, B & N, and others.

iUniverse is owned by Author Solutions, Inc., a Bertram Capital-owned holding company.