30 Days of Truth: Day 28
January 28, 2011 
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What if you were pregnant? What would you do?
Panic. Beg people for money. And stop paying for Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo. That crap’s way too expensive for it not to work. Then, I’d demand a refund, telling the pharma company I need the money to pay for diapers.
I don’t really want kids. I understand why most people do; it’s just not for me. So yeah…if it accidentally happened, I’m sure I’d turn all motherly and start taking profile shots of my stomach and submitting pictures of my kid to those crazy Gerber contests because said child would be, like, the most adorable thing on the planet. (That’s right. I’ll say it. My imaginary kid is way cuter than your real kid.)
But you know how they say the Pill is like 99.9% effective? It’s going to take that .1%, because I sure ain’t going there on purpose.
